I've been amusing myself in two new ways. 1) By donating supposed good books to the library that I didn't enjoy enough to have littering my shelves and 2) By creating 2 second reviews of these books that I leave on a post-it for the librarians. Here are a few of my reviews.
Emperor of Ocean Park by Stephen Carter - Self-indulgent whinge.
And here's one I won't donate because it was pretty enjoyable but deserves a pithy two-second review anyway:
The Golden Compass by Phillip Pullman - Uncomfortable analogies.